Bloody hellfire
you're about half the size of me.

You're right, you'd be no use whatsoever as a main course. You'll have to stick to being your lovely entertaining self.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

/blushes
I'm about half the size of most of the people in my year at school. There's a boy in my form, his calves are the size of my thighs.

And yes I'm entertaining in that I'm so clumsy it's nearly crippling. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 9:15, archived)