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Good Morning shitwhistles.
What a splendid morning. I got home from work in record time this morning due to no traffic. I met Lisa Tarbuck earlier. What a nice normal type of person she is for a sleb. I'm going to have a shit now, then wake up the Mrs with a cup of tea. What are you lot doing today? I'm fitting a new cooker hood. Exciting times.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 May 2009, 7:47, archived)
I completely ballsed up a programme last night because I was pissed
but then what can you expect when I've just worked a 22hour shift, eh? EH? I fancy Lisa Tarbuck. In a sort of hot dinner lady/your friend's mum way.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 25 May 2009, 7:49, archived)
She is a really nice person and has a filthy sense of humour.
said I was lovely on her wireless broadcast this morning. She's right though, I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 May 2009, 7:55, archived)
which program?
*iplayers*
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 25 May 2009, 7:57, archived)
I'm making some new stands for my kayak (which splits up into three pieces)
and making a new trolley for my kayak (so I can walk it to the beach and back; only 10 minutes walk).

I might do some more 3D Star Wars renders using nothing but letters for the image competition.

A bit hypomanic atm, but I have to do as much as I can with the highs whenever they turn up...

Give one's regards to wifey etc.

(Lisa seems really down to earth on TV; glad she is like that in real life)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 25 May 2009, 7:50, archived)
I'm going to pop to M&S to buy furnature and stuff.
This is going to be an expensive month! I've also got to get a TV license, sort out contents insurance, blah blah blah.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 25 May 2009, 7:52, archived)
M&S for furniture?
Are you rich or a bit daft in the head organ?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 May 2009, 7:56, archived)
It's either that or argos.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 25 May 2009, 7:56, archived)
I think Argos will be a tad cheaper.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 May 2009, 7:59, archived)
you may well be right
time to look at their website.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:03, archived)
Aha, reserved a chair already :)

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:06, archived)
ikea is the way

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:04, archived)
Yes, but the nearest ikea isn't ludicrously close.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:09, archived)
shop online innit

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:13, archived)
But then I have to be in to collect stuff
Jobs are quite counter to that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:13, archived)
i'm taking my nan out
the lazy cunt
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 25 May 2009, 7:53, archived)
btw, do you have any plans for a summer bash this year?
when do you normally host it?
would be helpful to get a rough idea in advance so I can look into flights and stuff etc.
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:11, archived)
Yes.
I am hoping aftere a few phone calls today I may be posting it on calendar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 May 2009, 8:14, archived)
are
qotw peoples welcome too? I won't be able to make it until next year's christmas bash though...
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 8:27, archived)
QOTW people are always welcome
we need something to put on the barbecue.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
well you'd not get much off me I'm afraid love,
I'm fairly tiny all round. There's not a lot of me y'see.

But sure I'll bring something for the barbie.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
Tremendous!
seriously, the H-B's get-togethers are legendary, and you'll be welcomed with open arms.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
sweet petite?

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
ummm I've been described as both yes
So I guess? 5'4 and 50kgs. Not very big.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 9:06, archived)
Bloody hellfire
you're about half the size of me.

You're right, you'd be no use whatsoever as a main course. You'll have to stick to being your lovely entertaining self.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
/blushes
I'm about half the size of most of the people in my year at school. There's a boy in my form, his calves are the size of my thighs.

And yes I'm entertaining in that I'm so clumsy it's nearly crippling. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
hey Captn
I'm studying. Again. woo me. What an exciting life I lead.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 May 2009, 8:17, archived)
I'm doing wiring in poppy
Secondary fuse box from spare battery for radio and 12v thingies.
And fitting the 4 speakers and the glove box.
Then later if I have time some curtains.
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:21, archived)

ir ee
po a pu

Ning all. Today I am ruling with an iron fist.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:25, archived)
And vice versa.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:45, archived)
Ironing
with a ruling fist?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
I've done enough for the day
Might have to bugger of to the ATM, withdraw a few million and have a beer or three.
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:48, archived)
arf

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
Pity it's a shit currency

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
Good morning, Captn
I'm starting a new job tomorrow, so I'm doing some washing.
If you see the Tarbuck again, congratulate her for me on being the owner of a cracking set of norks.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
"Ning you..
Not in the boose trade anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
I got fired
so, no, I'm not.

Good morning, how's your fine self today?
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:54, archived)
Ah, leading the life of enforced sobriety then?
"Sorry to hear that, least you got fixed up again"
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 25 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
Sobriety?
Fuck that. Most of my dole money's gone on alcohol.
Now I've really sold my soul, I'm going into marketing.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 9:03, archived)