The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you using my HONDA ACCORD.
( mongychops, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

God came down and deflected the bullets.
I don't care what you you say, that shit was an EXTENDED WARRANTY
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

Yea, though I walk through
the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy TWIN AIRBAGS and thy POWER ASSISTED STEERING they comfort me
( The Neville What what what, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:49, archived)