Just on news - todays record sales of Live8 acts
1 Pink Floyd - Echoes: The Best of Pink Floyd - up 1,343%
2 The Who - Then and Now - up 863%
3 Annie Lennox - Eurythmics Greatest Hits - up 500%
4 Dido - Life For Rent - up 412%

And so on until you get to the only act that didn't increase sales;

Pete Doherty - sales down 35%
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

Good for the Floyd.
Some good *did* come from Live8 after all!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)

You bastard! Bash wont let me leave!
www.bash.org/?75634
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

I failed Physics A Level
because of Bash.org
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)

Its taking my soul
www.bash.org/?515363
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)

What. The. Fuck?
www.bash.org/?11212
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

www.bash.org/?65230
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

#1337 is good,
and now it's cyclically true...the #1 result is him on his site quoting that he said his site is #1.
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:01, archived)

www.bash.org/?48010
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)

sneaks in to Mykey's space
hands over divorce papers

"Ha, you thought I'd calmed down"
( Dill, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)

*points out that he was married when he married you*


*wins the game*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)

sues for bigamy
cleans Mykey out, has hands removed for disinfection
( Dill, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)

Ah but bigamy isnt a civil matter:)
edit:i think

edit: *posts the photos of you in bukkake mode to your relatives*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)

my site is using up major bandwidth and im not sure why
:(
( connor, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

Because you are KING OF THE INTERNETS!

( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)

it is the only logical
answer :)
( connor, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)

Because everyone loves you and wants to smoosh their genitals all over your face.

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)