I was just in an Indian Restaurant and Justin Long was in there
I recognised him, but he didn't recognise me. What a cunt.
( SuperMatt, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

I wouldn't recognise him,
but I'd recognise you, if that helps.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

I couldn't remember his name
All I knew was that I'd seen him in a TV show called Ed.
( SuperMatt, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

www.globalhumbug.com/hosted/matt.jpg
( moohalaa, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

WHY DIDN'T HE RECOGNISE ME?
Also, I accidentally clicked "I like this!" which means it'll be on the popular page now :(
( SuperMatt, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

Don't invite him to your next premier,
that'll teach him.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

He'll kill himself.

( thealternativefact, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:14, archived)

It's only fair
HELLO CLENDRIX LADY. I'M IN NEW FLAT YES!
( SuperMatt, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

Hurrah!
Glad it's all done. I look forward to a nice cup of tea soon :)
( thealternativefact, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

Assuming the other one manages to find her kettle

( SuperMatt, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

Tell her to put her best efforts into it.
I'm not bringing round homemade cake only to find there's no tea.
( thealternativefact, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

why is justin long?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

Because Clare Short.

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:24, archived)

had to google him
/now knows
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:45, archived)