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I'm back from Leeds.
I enjoyed my rubbish festival with rubbish bands.

How was your Sunday?

Also, blimey, the FOOTBALL. Today's, that is.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
TV in the garden,
Monaco GP and final score

Plus Fruit Cider = win.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
I always suspected
and /ac, imagine that.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
You always suspected what?

(, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
That you're a .... you know..... one of 'em, you know what I mean, you get me?
One of those "OHHH, LOOK AT ME, I AM A MALE WHO ENGAGES IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH OTHER MALES OF THE SAME OR SIMILAR SPECIES".
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
Oh.
How did she reach that conclusion?
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
fruit cider.
either that or she walked in on you hanging out of your boyfriend.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
Fruit cider isn't gay.
It's the perfect summer drink.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
+ for girls and queers

(, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
Maybe I'm a girl.

(, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
I don't think I was supposed to tell you but I was invited to a MySpace party at your flat while you're away.

(, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
just found out my racist joke telling mp is to stand down
ripped up a shitty laminate floor in my sisters house.
Pumped the tires up on my bike.

I didnt watch the FOOTBALL.

edit: Oh you asked about yesterday. I have no idea what I did yesterday.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
HAVE WE DISCUSSED SSG RUNNING FOR ELECTION YET?

(, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
NO. AND WHO THE HELL IS SSG?

(, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
Splendid
Also in Leeds with more grooviness and hiding behind my missus to keep the sun off.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
My Sunday was good.
It involved rocks and ropes and being scared and having fun.

AND IT'S NOT EVEN OVER YET.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
i made a nice sunday lunch for peeps
and made some flashy lighty circuits because i could
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
I was just in an Indian Restaurant and Justin Long was in there
I recognised him, but he didn't recognise me. What a cunt.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
I wouldn't recognise him,
but I'd recognise you, if that helps.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
I couldn't remember his name
All I knew was that I'd seen him in a TV show called Ed.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

www.globalhumbug.com/hosted/matt.jpg
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
WHY DIDN'T HE RECOGNISE ME?
Also, I accidentally clicked "I like this!" which means it'll be on the popular page now :(
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
Don't invite him to your next premier,
that'll teach him.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
He'll kill himself.

(, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
It's only fair
HELLO CLENDRIX LADY. I'M IN NEW FLAT YES!
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
Hurrah!
Glad it's all done. I look forward to a nice cup of tea soon :)
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
Assuming the other one manages to find her kettle

(, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
Tell her to put her best efforts into it.
I'm not bringing round homemade cake only to find there's no tea.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
why is justin long?

(, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
Because Clare Short.

(, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
had to google him
/now knows
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:45, archived)
My sunday was good. It largely involved wandering around birmingham looking for shrimp paste.
Saturday was better, and involved wandering around in the countryside.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
i was a bit ill. and for a change i was a bit grumpy. lolololol

(, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
i really disapprove of allowing robots to play in the human leagues
their piston powered legs give them an unfair advantage
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
Sunday was spent at 2 car boot sales
then sleep and then work.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 18:24, archived)