PIFF.

/can't get the fancy tellies
( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:27, archived)

then amuse yourself
with this page which features a woman with freakishly large hands (or is she just far away from them?)

www.anl.gov/
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)

then amuse yourself with the spawn of satan
a repeat of the Have I Got News For You on BBC2 with Kilroy Silk in 30 mins
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:30, archived)

Then amuse yourself
with wanks.
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:35, archived)

Wanking myself or other people?

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)

Both,
at the same time.
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)

telling comma to wank

is like telling the pope to pray
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)