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( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 May 2009, 3:37, archived)

yes.
I'm going to be famous in a month.

Do you care?
(__, Tue 26 May 2009, 3:50, archived)

No.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 May 2009, 3:54, archived)

lol

(__, Tue 26 May 2009, 4:00, archived)

Are you the new Fritzl?
You see what I did there? Because your name looks a bit like famous Austrian daughter rapist and baby killer, I'm implying your quest for fame has led you to a similar level of depravity all for a very thin comedy premise. You can have that one for nowt, son.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 4:35, archived)

Rubbish

(__, Tue 26 May 2009, 4:47, archived)

Will your fame reduce your post count?
If so, I'm all for it.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:07, archived)

SELLOTAPE

( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 May 2009, 5:50, archived)

I'm gonna get you in my TENT TENT TENT TENT TENT
Whoa, whoa, it's only common sense, sense, sense
I know that you won't mind the stench, stench, stench
Of the sacrament
( custard, Tue 26 May 2009, 6:54, archived)