His dick is made from Soy

( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:08, archived)

you are lying to me sir.
and I don't want to know how you discovered that...
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:11, archived)

Like anyone who has spent more than 10 min at a bash
I have been raped by him.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:13, archived)