RAIN!
If I had to put up with another day of that heat, I think I would have killed someone.

Why do you want to kill people?
( SuperMatt, Tue 26 May 2009, 7:20, archived)

It's not that I want to
more that I have to.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 7:27, archived)

Do you work for the metropolitan police?

( SuperMatt, Tue 26 May 2009, 7:28, archived)

I'll ask the questions sonny.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 7:45, archived)

where are you mate,
and what is this so called "heat" you speak of?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 7:30, archived)

1) London
2) The heat I had to endure while moving flat - which meant driving around in an unairconditioned car, and running up and down flights of stairs with extremely heavy boxes.
( SuperMatt, Tue 26 May 2009, 7:32, archived)

ohhh poor baby,
Imagine! an unairconditioned car - and exercise!

I would have been bitching too :p
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 7:33, archived)

and I don't want to kill anybody.
Just hurt one person in particular. my chosen torture method at this point in time is castration through Banding (can you tell I live on a farm?).
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 7:32, archived)

Yeah but we thought it impolite to mention the smell.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 7:46, archived)

I smell like shampoo and conditioner
and moisturiser. I'm very clean thank you. It's a meat farm (yet I'm a vego - go figure) in the middle of a dairy region. Get a few steers (you might call them bullocks??) on the land, band 'em, worm 'em, fatten 'em up and send them off to the abattoirs - the cattle are pretty happy let well enough alone.

Want some chocolate?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 7:51, archived)

Bullocks bollocks
A tasty meal.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 7:57, archived)

I'll take your word for it.
/bokes
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:01, archived)

Fucking hippy!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:02, archived)

How did the interview go?

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

Really well thanks!
I shall find out later this week...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:05, archived)

Dosh heaven
Here we come!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:09, archived)

fucking murderer :P
Nah nah i just don't like the taste of meat (*snarf*)
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

Sexface will soon sort that out.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:06, archived)

His dick is made from Soy

( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:08, archived)

you are lying to me sir.
and I don't want to know how you discovered that...
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:11, archived)

Like anyone who has spent more than 10 min at a bash
I have been raped by him.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:13, archived)

he will not.
Your mum has a better chance then he does.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:09, archived)

Fat jokes about Mykeys Mum
There's a barrel I haven't scraped.

No wait, I did scrape it, the dirty bitch.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:12, archived)

Didn't use a fat joke,
just a ya mum one.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:21, archived)

MUFFDIVER

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:12, archived)

yup.
Are you sad and crushed because I'll not dive south for you? awww poor darlin, have a cuddle.
Good times.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:18, archived)

I will go out and kill myself straight away
Such is the level of my disappointment:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:19, archived)

Oh now that's just silly.
I'm not the only fish in the sea - I'm merely a plankton in comparison!
*gives hugs and fluff*
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:20, archived)

You sicken me
I would sooner hug Wormulus. And he's a known child molester.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

would you rather I tell you to fuck off
and Man the Fuck Up?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

Yes

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:29, archived)

Man the fuck up and fuck off then you miserable cunt.
:)
Better?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:40, archived)

Now kick Wormulus and insult his junk.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:41, archived)

For being shite
And smelloing and eating like pigs
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 7:30, archived)

I hate it when people smello like pigs

( SuperMatt, Tue 26 May 2009, 7:32, archived)

I don't wanna go to work
They all think I'm mad. Because I am. ):
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 May 2009, 7:35, archived)

I think you're lovely.
so they can collectively forcibly insert that opinions into their anus!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 7:37, archived)

I accidentally dressed myself to look like a complete loser today
what the fuck is wrong with me? *lost it*
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:18, archived)

Cheer up
You are clearly the most awesome person at the passport thing.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:21, archived)

I put up with this every day
Heat / Rain / More heat

_{beer, air-conditioning and more beer assists me I must admit}
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:02, archived)

I look like a cooked shellfish.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

How do you smell?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:08, archived)

I smell of garlic.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:09, archived)

Heat? Come on now, it was slightly warm.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:14, archived)

Have you been to a hot country recently?
What's that? Your boyfriend took you.
Time of your life was it?

I HATE YOU AND YOUR HORRIBLE WHOLESOME LIFE.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:17, archived)

Haha
Egypt! Land of Tummy Bugs and Vast Upopulated Wastelands!

Hello Wormo, I hear you got a bit burnt.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:19, archived)

I slept under the stars on a Dorset beach and got so little sleep that I fell asleep in the sun for pretty much all of Sunday.
You wouldn't believe how pink I am. I look like ham.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

Haha
Bless. Aftersun and plenty of water.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:31, archived)

And they arent even married:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:20, archived)

Because people are stupid and annoy the tits off me.
And I've got a very short fuse. HELLO EVERYONE.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:22, archived)

Rusty

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:40, archived)

Double R.
How's tricks?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:43, archived)

MEGA
(see gaz)
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:46, archived)

Also
Aren't there two s's in ambassidor?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:45, archived)

I've picked him up on this particularly stupid spelling of the word
'Ambassador'

I assume it's a Gonzoism
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:47, archived)

Ah I thought my spelling still looked wrong
Dammit iPhone. Turn my s's into z's but don't correct that?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:50, archived)

Your iPhone is stupider than you
fail.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

i don't want to, they just wouldn't stop crying

( mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:45, archived)

It's cheaper than rigging the local elections.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:45, archived)

For fun

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:46, archived)