he will not.
Your mum has a better chance then he does.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:09, archived)

Fat jokes about Mykeys Mum
There's a barrel I haven't scraped.

No wait, I did scrape it, the dirty bitch.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:12, archived)

Didn't use a fat joke,
just a ya mum one.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:21, archived)

MUFFDIVER

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:12, archived)

yup.
Are you sad and crushed because I'll not dive south for you? awww poor darlin, have a cuddle.
Good times.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:18, archived)

I will go out and kill myself straight away
Such is the level of my disappointment:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:19, archived)

Oh now that's just silly.
I'm not the only fish in the sea - I'm merely a plankton in comparison!
*gives hugs and fluff*
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:20, archived)

You sicken me
I would sooner hug Wormulus. And he's a known child molester.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

would you rather I tell you to fuck off
and Man the Fuck Up?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

Yes

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:29, archived)

Man the fuck up and fuck off then you miserable cunt.
:)
Better?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:40, archived)

Now kick Wormulus and insult his junk.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:41, archived)