A fruit bowl.
It was only 2 days after we bought it.
In fact there was a mark on it so we were going to take it back and swap it for another.
I FAIL.
EDITED to remove the QOTW style double spacing. Not sure why I did that.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

A fruit bowl costs about a tenner
I need about £300 to replace my forks and £180 to replace my iPod.

*makes light of your problems*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:59, archived)