A mug
I picked it off the rack and it slipped out of my hand and fell to the worktop and the handle shattered and a piece of ceramic got stuck in my hair. Luckily it wasn't 5cm further down otherwise it would have had my eye out.
( magnum, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

eye out mum
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:00, archived)