It's GOT to be near my half-birthday soon enough.
I'll expect a big fat tantrum on here.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

I hope people are making the correct preparations for World Gmos Day this Friday.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

I'm sanding my penis as we speak.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

oh my!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

I'm also colouring in my 'Manimal' colouring book too fast and going outside the lines.

In this current picture, Manimal is holding a hawk above a woman's head. The hawk is pink and the woman is pink and Manimal is pink. I've only got a pink felt tip.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

I appear to be replicating the 'wolverine' look this morning
this can only be seen as a good thing.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

Amazingly Dirty Vests all around.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

I hear they're luring fat people out of the country towards Wales and Scotland with cake.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

this is the gung-ho attitude I've come to expect.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

I'm not that fussed on cake

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

I went up a hill for you yesterday.
That's almost climbing. Or at least it bloody is in little primark deck shoes.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

great success

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

I also log surfed until I fell off.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

with minimal pain?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

I was caught, they're sort of used to me falling off stuff/over stuff/into stuff.
'Like a drunk four year old' as my granddad says.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

winfestival!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

Did you do anything tranquil at the weekend, sir?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

on Saturday I did very little, like virtually NOTHING.
Sunday, I went climbing then went to push a sheep which I thought was riggwelter over, turns out it had been lay on it's back so long it had atrophied in position and started rotting... nice.

Monday, I knocked 91 balls up a driving range.

It was nice.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

I hope that last one's a euphemism.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

You don't like golfists?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

OH SO MUCH ambivalence towards golf.
I just like to imagine him rutting like a hairy sexbastard. Or something.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

I used to play golf, it was a good excuse to walk several miles a day.
I don't play any more due to medical reasons.

Also o_O
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

I've invested in waterproof knickers

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:36, archived)