You cunts. It's my birthday. Pander to me.
Thankyewverymuch.

Edit : cheers :)
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

Hippy bifday

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

Hippo Birdy!

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

YOU LIKE* LIKE A CLOWN'S SHOE BUT A YEAR OLDER.
*look

I got excited when typing.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

He like like a clown's shoe?
Not just like, but like like?
Is that a bit like in Primary School and you're trying to say you have a crush on someone and stabbing them with a compass and knocking their school books over isn't getting the hint through.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

Also, I ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR BIRTHDAY MOOSEMAN

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

YOU GOT A PUSH HEAD
*pushes head*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

Don't push me! Push a push pop!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

*pushes a Pushpop up your boomboom*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

BOOMBOOMBOOM
_ifyou'regaySAY WAY-OH!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

WAY-OH!
ah fuck.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

The lyrics to that are RUDE.
They never played the rude version at school discos.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

rar rar rar spammy but relevant link rar rar rar
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

It was going so well, then you said green day.
I'll check that out tonight.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

Ace Of Bass - All That She Wants
Is about stealing very small kids to prostitute to paedophiles. probably...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

She leads a lonely life...
probably because she's spermjacking people.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

dirty swedish guzzler

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

That woman really couldn't sing, either.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

OLD

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

OLD MAN!
Happy Birthday. Did you get lots of loot?
( jenpots, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

It's GOT to be near my half-birthday soon enough.
I'll expect a big fat tantrum on here.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

I hope people are making the correct preparations for World Gmos Day this Friday.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

I'm sanding my penis as we speak.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

oh my!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

I'm also colouring in my 'Manimal' colouring book too fast and going outside the lines.

In this current picture, Manimal is holding a hawk above a woman's head. The hawk is pink and the woman is pink and Manimal is pink. I've only got a pink felt tip.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

I appear to be replicating the 'wolverine' look this morning
this can only be seen as a good thing.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

Amazingly Dirty Vests all around.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

I hear they're luring fat people out of the country towards Wales and Scotland with cake.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

this is the gung-ho attitude I've come to expect.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

I'm not that fussed on cake

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

I went up a hill for you yesterday.
That's almost climbing. Or at least it bloody is in little primark deck shoes.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

great success

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

I also log surfed until I fell off.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

with minimal pain?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

I was caught, they're sort of used to me falling off stuff/over stuff/into stuff.
'Like a drunk four year old' as my granddad says.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

winfestival!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

Did you do anything tranquil at the weekend, sir?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

on Saturday I did very little, like virtually NOTHING.
Sunday, I went climbing then went to push a sheep which I thought was riggwelter over, turns out it had been lay on it's back so long it had atrophied in position and started rotting... nice.

Monday, I knocked 91 balls up a driving range.

It was nice.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

I hope that last one's a euphemism.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

You don't like golfists?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

OH SO MUCH ambivalence towards golf.
I just like to imagine him rutting like a hairy sexbastard. Or something.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

I used to play golf, it was a good excuse to walk several miles a day.
I don't play any more due to medical reasons.

Also o_O
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

I've invested in waterproof knickers

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Happy birthday!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

Happy birthday to you
You run like a Jew
Doo be doo dah
diddly dum daaah

Happy birthday to you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Happy Burfday Mooseface!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

I've already done that on Bookface.
Though I suppose I can do it some more
*manders*
Happy birthday lovely face
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Hippie birthday
It's like a happy birthday but with more drugs and mellow music.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

i don't belive you, fuck off

( mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

chest goatse
SFW
( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

Fuck off, jew

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

Happy birthday ducks :)

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Happy birthday
all the best people are born in May
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

^THIS

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

and RedRocket

( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS SO HORRIBLE TO ME?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

Many happy returns
you terrible, terrible shit.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

Morning thunder spastic, good weekend?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

I'm going to Gaz you.
The rest of the internet is sick of hearing.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

There was a chap on the telly who looked like an older version of you
and he was a barrister, I think. He wore one of those law dresses.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

Hilarious strikethrough of the word law to imply Wormulus is a cross dresser.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

He really did though. Come Dine With Me, it was.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

Oh God.
That one with the speedos? You're right. You're so right it HURTS.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Barrister chap, didn't like the banoffee pie using yoghurt thing.
I didn't see all of it, I was tidying, but my partner did ask me why I shouted 'FUCK ME, Tarquin's on the telly'.

Do we mean the same guy? Also, how the hell was banoffee man NOT gay?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

More to the point
What sort of scrubber goes pawing through someone else's bins at a dinner party?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

Ennit.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

?
4.bp.blogspot.com/_IPE-dBSxpcY/RwP0kMX2W-I/AAAAAAAABEU/MK5lsgWK8aM/s320/sid_james_no_leech.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

Negatory.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

That's what Wormulus looks like when he takes the clothes pegs off from the back of his head.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

Hahahahaha, great joy.
Bless his little head and fabulous taste in coats.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Happy Birthday
Last night I dreamt I was Howard Jones in your honour
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

Happy Birthday lovely Moosey!
What are you up to for it?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Mini hippo returns

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

happy birthday teviot moose
may your day be filled with dancing and boose
( spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:58, archived)