He really did though. Come Dine With Me, it was.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

Oh God.
That one with the speedos? You're right. You're so right it HURTS.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Barrister chap, didn't like the banoffee pie using yoghurt thing.
I didn't see all of it, I was tidying, but my partner did ask me why I shouted 'FUCK ME, Tarquin's on the telly'.

Do we mean the same guy? Also, how the hell was banoffee man NOT gay?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

More to the point
What sort of scrubber goes pawing through someone else's bins at a dinner party?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

Ennit.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:51, archived)