Doctor: now I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you, your tests results came back, and I'm afraid to say, you're a cunt. There's very little we can do.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

So much for patient confidentiality :(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:13, archived)