erm.. assistance needed
I'm at risk of looking like a reet twat here, but how does one post an image for t' challenge. Navigating internets isn't one of my greater skills. Thank you please
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Tue 26 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

207.44.242.20/features/faq/#postimage

Edit/ Hang on, I didn't do that right. I meant fuck off you spastic
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

fuck you
i have aspergers syndrome
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Tue 26 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

Fuck off to QOTW then.
They'll love you there.
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

Great minds and all that

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

Shit that
I've got asparagus syndrome.


I'm off out for a cigarette.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

I fucking love asapragus.
with butter and black pepper.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
Delicious stuff.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

Yes.
They are good dunked into a soft boiled egg instead of soldiers too.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

oooh.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:20, archived)

Oooh indeed!
Very nommy!

I only eat Asparagus in season, so I binge on it when it is around!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:22, archived)

Make hollandaise sauce
it's egg yolk *and* butter. It's what asparagus is for.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:32, archived)

I made some on Saturday NOM NOM
but you forgot the lemon juice and/or vinegar in your recipe
( Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 26 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

And he wants it back.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

good for you
GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

pffft

( MrA, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

Surely QOTW is for you then, not /board?

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

unfortunately you have been misdiagnosed
you seem to have Tourette's
( vladimir, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

AUSTISM SPASTIC AUTISM LIES ON THE INTERNET

( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

This sums up the internet really

( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

What about teh pron?
There is plenty of that too.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

Teh pron?
Surely you mean 'the pornography?'
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

Indeed.
I was merely aping the style of some internet users.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

Nobody says 'teh' anymore.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

Noted.
Damn internet changes so fast I can't keep up!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

I only like it if it's performed in an autistic manner

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

Shy, but with moments of extreme awkward violence?

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

And throwing a massive spack when you try to take a 360 controller off them.
*cough cough davew27 cough cough*
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

Tell me this story
it will make me smile.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

It was at Springy's Brum bash last summer.
He was playing GTA4 and getting a bit over-excited, then starting rocking backwards and forwards quite vigourously like a bit of an autism when something blew up.

It took Bob Todd distracting him then wrenching the controller from his greasy nerd hands to get him off the damn thing.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

I was about to say that is a bit like bullying a disabled.
But in fact it is bullying a disabled.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

Which makes it even funnier.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

how old is he?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

I don't know, about 19 or something.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

christ.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

I thought he was 13 or something

I bet he has a 13year old greasy thinstasche
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:33, archived)

austism?
what?
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Tue 26 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

I have michael aspell syndrome :(
I cower in fear if presented with anything square and red
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

I can never go to moscow :((

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

Cram it down your japs, mong boy

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

dont refer to me with a sentence including the word "Japs"
they are evil little sod that deserve evert A-bomb they get.




he he. this should fan the flames...
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

they just keep on getting those A-bombs...

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

it's for the good of the world...

(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

Current affairs lols
Last time I checked The Japanese haven't been A-bombed since 1945.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

heeheehiroshima
shame really. all those nukes in the world ... gotta shoot someone with them
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

Gotta shoot 'em all!

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

Careful now.
You don't want to look like a reet twat, remember.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

A++++++++bombs, would use again

( mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

Thank you for your contribution.
However, your comments are not in keeping with the board.

It would be to your benefit if you were to take a short time out and stop trying to get a reaction.
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

Oh heck, you're not very good at all, are you?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

He's trying to look e-tough.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

As JMG would say;
Classic internet hardmannery.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

I could hit it with this brick, if you like.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

Please do.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

why a brick
use ya fists, tough balls
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

<s>fists</s> forehead

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

Oi.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

Attempting to start a troll
by ending your post with "this is great material! My fake 'controversial' opinion will really set them off!" kinda defeats the object of being a troll. Try to remember to keep the inner dialogue to yourself.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

And I have HONDA ACCORD SYNDROME!
My crackhead cell count is way below critical.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

Now listen carefully as this is very important,
did you diagnose this yourself or did you rely on one of these, so called, 'medical professionals'?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

Doctor: now I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you, your tests results came back, and I'm afraid to say, you're a cunt. There's very little we can do.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

So much for patient confidentiality :(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

no
me and my brother were diagnosed by my GP when we were children. lots of awkward questions and observations, glad its over.
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

Back in my day it was asthma that was in fashion.
More recent experience seems to indicate they diagnose according to who sponsors their stationery.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

Sadly this has an element of truth.

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

Some people do have asthma though

( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

In fact I've re-read your post and find that it smells of ignorance and Daily Mail.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

Both of these effects have been observed directly by me, in person.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

i was diagnosed with ribble manilla as a child

( spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

:((
I had silvine jotter
Maybe we should start a support group
( vladimir, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:22, archived)

Yeah, some people, I imagine.
But when I was at primary school, something like 50% of the entire school had inhalers.

My cousin got diagnosed with it, and my aunt was like "nonsense he's not got asthma just because he gets out of breath sometimes during exercise," and didn't get him an inhaler, and nothing bad happened.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

That sounds pretty conclusive to me.
you sputtering mongol
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

I dread to think what you were diagnosed with.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

^This.
I never bothered using the inhaler I got given, and the only reason I got one in the first place is because my mum does actually have asthma and was being all precious.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

I got diagnosed with 'asthma' when I was 9.
Unsurprisingly, doing a bit of exercise cleared it right up.

Unfit =/= asthma. Stupid doctors.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

So you didn't go to any sort of specialist?

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

He is the 'specialist'.
That is the problem.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

Specialist: Someone with an irrational hatred of mongs.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

haha

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

I'm waiting for a response, here.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:24, archived)

just post it on board
and select "image challenge entry" from the drop down.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

underneath the normal box you'll see a drop down
you can choose the challenge you intend on entering using that.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

I can help
For a low, low fee.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

Have a read of this
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#postimage

Many thanks
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

thank you
kind people of b3ta
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Tue 26 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

Fuck off you cunt.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

I thought it was too good to be true.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

So did I,
but I did something about it.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

Go on /board.
Don't try posting it on here.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

You'd never know it was Tuesday on here today.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

Hello Wormulus
are you at the London bash on Friday Saturday?

EDIT: STUPID
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

No, I just signed up so that everyone would be really scared.
Yes, I'll see you there.

Delete as appropriate.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

ok, I'll buy a pint.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

I should probably be the one buying.
I've almost certainly done something unspeakably evil online since last time.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

I'm going too,
I'll pretend to be very annoyed with you so you buy me drinks.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

i'm not going as nobody wants me there
:((((((((((((((9
( mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

I want you there.
I keep throwing out subtle invites to things.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

you'd just bully me and make me eat mud
you rotter
( mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

I'd like to see you there.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

i can't go anyway, and i'm sure people who take b3ta too seriously would talk about me behind my back making me feel all sad
offline
( mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

if only there was some kind of handy way of remembering the significance of Tuesday
( vladimir, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

I've no idea what you're talking about
/ac
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

i don't know, i only have ever used /talk, i'm not into all that picture stuff

( mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

don't bother, your image is shit

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

FACTS, ONLINE.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

Alvin... THEODORE

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

hahahah

( MrA, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

LOL stfu
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

i have
it didn't help much.
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

what does S.I.M.O.N. stand for?
Simian
Investigation
Monkey
On
Newsnight

Stand
In
My
Oven
Now

Showing
It
Makes
O.A.P.s
Nervous
( spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

Don't be silly.
Sometimes
I
May
Ogle
Norks
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

Shit,
It's a
Mong
On 't
Net.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

sorry to correct you
but I'm a Brit, not a Mongoloid
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Tue 26 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

Shut up and fuck off.
/ac
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:19, archived)

Spluffing
Into
Mums,
OK
Nonce
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

Spastic
Internet
Man
Online
Now
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

Ironic
has no one mentioned Cock Tuesday yet?
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:22, archived)

I like this

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:24, archived)

CIIJASIIE

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:24, archived)

Answers on a postcard

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:25, archived)