Pretty much anything other than the basic set of swear words
sounds convoluted and an attempt to be a bit KeRaZy!!!11

See QOTW posts for some examples.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

Alright you gorgeous maned misery?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

Hello micro ginge
things are not bad other than the constant PAIN obvs, I mowed my girlfriend's lawn this weekend, FNAR! How's life with the borrowers?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

Ah not bad ta.
Thinking too deeply about a film I watched last night and trying to not freak out about it.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

I saw you mention that last night,
worth watching?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:29, archived)