Hello mate :)
You look great
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

Smashing blouse, etc

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy thank you, it's white silk
and my bra is BLACK LIKE A HORRIBLE UNFASHIONABLE SLAAAAAAAAAG! *huffs*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

There are fashionable colours for bras?
Fucking hell. What are they?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

I dunno. Just don't ever wear a black bra with a white top otherwsie it shows through and Gok says 'No no NOOOWA daaaarling!!' and then plays with their tits for a bit...
Damn you Gok Wan....damn you.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

I haven't got any any more, so that's alright then.
Yeah, if he's knobsexy I'm a monkey's cunt.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

I'm off to Sainsbury's to get some bananas. brb.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

Nom.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

I want his job.
He spends all day looking at nudie ladies and groping the bums and boobs. I would get arrested if I did that!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

I don't get arrested...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

You didn't even try it with me.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

Oh, I did..
you just didn't realise.

Actually you did catch me, but you just looked with one eyebrow raised at me and I just smiled cheekily ;P
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

How can a mother damn her own child?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

HELLO
www.b3ta.com/talk/6175156

Yes. I think so. Just prepare to be a bit damaged afterwards.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

Sounds like fun!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

I've got soft hands...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

That is a little bit gay.
In a nice way.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

That's the best description of me I've ever heard.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:24, archived)