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Dear internet.
This thread is intended for use as a place for people to be nice to each other and make each other feel good.

The way that this will be accomplished is up to the individual.

Have fun and be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
This thread will invariably be rubbish
however, I am prepared to give it a try.

How are you MOT? Having a pleasant day?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
No, not really.
This day is getting on my tits, hence this thread proposal.

How is yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
Better than Monday
I feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
:D
:D
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
:)
:)
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
(:
(:
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
:p
q:
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
*slowly dances away*

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
Hello I'm looking forward to the bash on the 30th
and am in no way worried that I'll meet a lot of people who scare me to my very soul.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
b3tans are crap.
All pale and floppy like plants kept in the dark that aren't rhubarb.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
Rubarb does that too.
but with rhubarb its a good thing.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
Oh alright then.
I'm not exactly horticultural. I've got a plant at home, and I have no idea what she is. She's a glowy fibonacci plant, or Brenda.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
+ your average
+ist, [name of the bloke from lockstock].
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
romanesque is the fibonacci plant
at least, i think so
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
Mandelbroc

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
I expect to see lots of amusing/ironic Tshirts
a dispropotionate number of piercings and I will probably be looked down on for drinking lager.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
I will most probably be wearing my star trek t shirt
and being looked down on for not drinking much at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
Are you pregnant?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
No, just over it.
That and I'm crap at it now, out of practice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
stoner

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
Yep.
It makes me vomit less.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
THC reduces the nausea reaction.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
Although, for me
Alcohol and getting stoned is asking for digestive pyrotechnics.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
the trick there is to smoke before you drink.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
I have learned that the hard way

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
Or just don't drink.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
or dry the drink and smoke it

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
Cold fizzy lager does amazing things to your tounge when you have had a smoke though.
All tingly and good.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
I get week long hangovers
so not good enough for me, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
Ahh...
Ok, mine might stretch to a couple of days after a really heavy boozing session. A week though, that is rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
That's probably why.
You're surely not being all judgemental are you, Chompikins?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
Degree in psychology specialising in Neuropsychology,
My dissertation was how cannabanoids and opiods affect appetite.
not judgmental in the least.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
Yowzer, I bet your dissertation's an interesting read.
Scarily I'm not being sarcastic. One of my best mate's a psychologist, but he does experimental stuff. I'm not the best person to describe it, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
My dissertation is pretty boring
and quite low level.
Some of the people I worked on it with have gone on to suggest a drug treatment for bulemia though and that's more interesting.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
It does sound it.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
One of my lecturers is studying the chemical differences between
homegrown and imported commercially grown stuff.

For this she had to obtain donated samples from her students and friends. The best part of this was that she has a licence to posess quite large amounts of the stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
Can you illegal drugtakers explain why
When 'my cousin' smokes a joint that is a mixture of tobacco and weed 'my cousin' turns a horrible colour and is ill
but when 'my cousin' smokes a cigarette made out of just tobacco or a joint made out of just weed 'my cousin' is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
No,
I'm afraid I have no explanation for this!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
Not a clue. Weirdness.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
yes, but I don't like you enough.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
Actually it's probably because of the burning point of tobbaco
releasing different chemicals in a spliff than the others.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
Why is it that 'my cousin' also gets really frightened when he smokes the crusty black kind of weed
but not the leafy kind?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
Different levels of THC,
differnt strains of weed.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
haha oh Jesus
Paul Bentley (the pube drawing boy) is on facebook
photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v645/110/103/508489431/n508489431_1359807_1174890.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
He looks like a nice, well adjusted young man,
and his bird is proper fit too.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
Crusty black weed?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
He could be talking about squidgy.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
Oh
hash. Not weed. Right.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
For the sake of argument
cannabis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
Jazz cigarettes

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
splinnards.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
Rastafarian Old Holborn.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
Reefers

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
Forgive me for not being down with the terminology surround the illegal drug trade.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
It should be obvious to anyone with half a fucking brain what I'm talking about

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
Being pedantic about drugs online
a new low for b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
Easy.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
for a thread about getting stoned
everyone's getting really uptight
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
Genuine confusion
not pedantry.
Calm down kidda.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
Got any clarky cat?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
I was thinking exactly this.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
I'm going to get mashed off my head on ecstacy pipes
and Cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
Do at least try to keep up
it's desperately important.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
I'll be easy to spot

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
Due to your extremely posh face?
or because you look like a lobster?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
lots and lots of grey nylon...

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
I don't think I own anything made from Nylon
apart from my Leicester Strip.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
oh dear..
fake nylon is even worse..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
Jako's finest

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
Yeh, but you wouldn't want to waste real nylon on that...

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
I bet you have a Nottingham Forest tattoo on your ring
and employ a massive bloke with a tattoo of a fox on his knob to bum you.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
This is all reasonable...
but Nottingham Forest? You sick bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
Don't tell me
Derby, the Championship's own homoseuxals.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
Championship teams?
Pah.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
Man Utd? Liverpool?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
Tottenham.
Shut up
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
Jeez. You poor thing
That through choice?

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
I know. Dad was born in Tottenham, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
Ah, when you pahed I thought you meant your team was a good one.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
I live in a fantasy world.
I like it there.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
As will I,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
will you be running from group to group
shouting "C*CK T**SDAY"?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
wearing a giant cock costume
and telling everyone how he won last weeks qotw
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
I've had Bentley's drawing tattooed on my face.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
I kind of wish I were going to that now.
But it's too late to book trains and somewhere to stay. Also I need to save my money for the million birthdays there are in June.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
I've never met you,
how can you consider your life complete?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
Yeah.
I'm not all that and neither are you, lets face it.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
true but I'm generally better in real life than on here.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
I don't think you even exist
HOW D'YA LIKE THAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
I feel hurt
so very very hurt.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
I'm in a similar boat
If I was to go, I would have to catch the last train home and go to work the following morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
I avoid wearing ironic t-shirts
I might just wear a shirt of some description.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
maybe I'll arrive topless.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
*goes for a bit of a lie down*

(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
PHWOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
I bought a 3 wolf moon t-shirt while feeling a bit silly
I might wear that.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
I miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight come
as might Mrs Eddache.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
only when she meets gmos.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
You're supposed to be nice to me in this thread!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
You'll notice the /talk table straight away
They'll be the ones chanting "One of us, one of us, gooble gabble gooble gabble..."
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
I'm incapable of being nice, Benji.
Sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
I know there's good in you.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
Little Motty, you are a lovely little crumpet and I will one day butter you with love.
*braces self for rejection*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
This can undoubtedly only be sexy.
edit: how could I ever reject you?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
Let's hope so.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
Im not sure if this is one of the filthiest things ive ever heard
Or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
It's the way I tell 'em.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
*goes for a bit of a lie down*

(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
Better for buttering.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
ha ha
I think I love you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
Fantastic news!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
I NOES!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
I might have a little cry. A happy one.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
:´)

(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
Do we have to be nice to everyone?
Even the cunts?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
Master of turnips?
More like Master of lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
I like a lot of people on this board.
Some are very nice, some are very interesting and articulate, some are very funny.

A select few combine two or more of the above. You know who you are.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
he's talking about JMG
and JMG ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
u smell of ass lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
2 out of 3 ain't bad.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
Hello mate :)
You look great
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
Smashing blouse, etc

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy thank you, it's white silk
and my bra is BLACK LIKE A HORRIBLE UNFASHIONABLE SLAAAAAAAAAG! *huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
There are fashionable colours for bras?
Fucking hell. What are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
I dunno. Just don't ever wear a black bra with a white top otherwsie it shows through and Gok says 'No no NOOOWA daaaarling!!' and then plays with their tits for a bit...
Damn you Gok Wan....damn you.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
I haven't got any any more, so that's alright then.
Yeah, if he's knobsexy I'm a monkey's cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
I'm off to Sainsbury's to get some bananas. brb.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
Nom.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
I want his job.
He spends all day looking at nudie ladies and groping the bums and boobs. I would get arrested if I did that!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
I don't get arrested...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
You didn't even try it with me.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
Oh, I did..
you just didn't realise.

Actually you did catch me, but you just looked with one eyebrow raised at me and I just smiled cheekily ;P
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
How can a mother damn her own child?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
HELLO
www.b3ta.com/talk/6175156

Yes. I think so. Just prepare to be a bit damaged afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
Sounds like fun!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
I've got soft hands...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
That is a little bit gay.
In a nice way.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
That's the best description of me I've ever heard.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
I'm having a pretty good day.
I might go to the pub this evening to celebrate lots of work done.

Happiness and joy to all of you in internetland, may your evening be filled with fluffiness.

It feels a bit odd not being sarcsatic or unpleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
I haven't done much today.
I've not been able to make myself.

However, I'm about 500 words off finishing my business report. I guess as soon as that's not hanging over me all will be better.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
Good stuff.
You should be able to polish of 500 words in a couple of hours easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
Yeha. Playing squash at 5, then I have a meeting.
Then tonight I'll polish this bad boy off and be done with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
fuck off cunt
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
There's always one :(

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
If you asked me to piss on you to put out a fire
I would definitely consider it
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
Show me your growler

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
What fabulous shoes you have on!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
Thanks
But actually they are just my feet. I haven't even put socks on today.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
Gorgeous pups!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
Why thank you!
They are a bit hobbitlike though, short, fat and quite spectacularly hairy, even the toes.

I'm sure your feet are equally resplendant!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
I'm only here for a moment
As I'm busy this week.

But I just thought I'd say I love you all. Deeply. And erotically.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
THEO. THEEEEEEEEEEEO. I WANNA THEO AND WANT ONE NOW.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
I will be selling limited edition Theos from my booth at Rock en Seine, this August
Pre-order now to avoid disappointment!
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
Oh my

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
Oh
Oh yours
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
Nearly home time
Wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
I find your continued existence quite tolerable

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
Great
just, great.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
I think this is a really nice thread, and I'm glad I logged on at this juncture.
I hope everyone's life goes as well as possible from this point onwards, and I wish it could have gone as well as possible up until now.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
I wnt 2 fuk u

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
Dear Everyone
The Academic year is drawing to a close
It's nice and Sunny outside
I'm merrily drunk already
About to go play "Ring of Fire" (the drinking game, not the song)

Enjoy the rest of this thread
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Tue 26 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
I just watch the last episode of series five of House:(((

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
I NO !!!
=((

Although the next season would be good, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
is it really still this thread?
I'm already home from work. jeez.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:43, archived)