My fingers are getting stronger.
I will soon be able to crush a man's skull with my bare hands.
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:13, archived)

I can see how that could come in useful.
And also for pickle jars.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:14, archived)

I have a jar in my cupboard
Which has been there for ages as I am too weak to open it :(
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

Gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

Uh huh :(
I know no strong men to open it for me either.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

Yes, I'll be able to crush them too.
Although you might end up with glass in your pickles. And in my hands.
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:16, archived)