Newcastle Utd. fans don't have to travel all the way to Portsmouth next season.

( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:19, archived)

HELLO.
MT locked herself in the bathroom again today, the massive minimum twat. That's twice she's done that in a week. She was all 'mioaw, I'm trapped let me out, miaow'.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:20, archived)

Fat eared twat.
She needs putting on a lead.
( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:23, archived)

Haha, our dog always gets trapped in my parent's room.
He just lies down and goes to sleep.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 19:25, archived)