Stab the fucker
Or just buy tantalising ingredients
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

I don't think he's ever boiled an egg.
I've only seen him use the hob once, that was for soup. I've never seen him use even a kitchen knife. He eats bread and ready meals, I think it's quite sad really.
( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

He's an idle fucker
God love him.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

I'd still go for the stabbing
An adult should be able to cook a basic meal or face a stabbing
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

Gordon?

( thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

The moron

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

Gordon Ramsey stabbing folks who can't cook.
Would that be good telly?
( Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

I'd be fucked

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

I dunno
I know for a fact you can do chilli and cake. Top wife material.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

I'd stab him every time he slapped his hands together

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:09, archived)