Wooooo!
you deserve a bacon explosion
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

put the pork sword away
and the spam javelin too
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

What about the
Ham Hammer?
(Errorist, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:52, archived)