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Today, Springy and I were trying to remember how the old Sheila's Wheels advert went,
after talking about her learning to drive.
I ended up singing it to her, complete with accurate Aussie hardman accent.

Some youtubing has led me to discover this parody which may be glasscock.

What was the last thing you sang?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
You should have just gone without the question.
I like to get my point across on here with limited need for further banter.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 21:23, archived)
I fancied a chat with the internet populus.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:24, archived)
Gangsters
Much to the amusement of the watching Ms Official as me and Fat Pete bounced about like spastics
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:23, archived)
Weren't they amazing?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
Oh aye
Terry was most animated. Go on youtube and search for "idiot dancing leeds specials"

Edit/ and he's three stories up
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
You're always bouncing about like a spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
That's because I am a bouncy spastic

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
That parody is almost as good as a Friz song.

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:24, archived)
I can't wait until Friz is famous.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
Indeed, he might fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
*click*
and even if he doesn't we can sell stories to the daily mail about his peado jokes in this place.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:47, archived)
dashboard confessional 'don't wait'

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
I last sang
this at work today
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
Oh fucking hell.
I hate that song.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
*concurs*

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
Today I found myself singing
6 Underground by the Sneaker Pimps after not having heard it since I was about 18.

I obviously hadn't passed puberty as I'm sure my imitation of the female lead singers voice was much better back then.
(Errorist, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
I listened to that today
on my way to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
AGGGGHHH I DONT KNOW OR RECOGNISE YOU FROM HERE BEFORE. SHUN IT, QUICKLY.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
Crawls
back into the undergrowth..
(Errorist, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
You've not been round for a while

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
Hi Al
Been stuck working in Local Authority hell. I'm no more or less a Contaminated Land Officer. I hate myself.
(Errorist, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
Hmmmmmm
interesting. Better than being unemployed though.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
Definitely.
However work time B3TA/anything worth looking at on tinternet is seriously off limits. Got told off the other day for writing willie instead of wellie in an email.

Hows you anyway?
(Errorist, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
Good thanks
things have picked up a bit recently.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
Good to hear it.
Interesting how quite a few old QOTW/OT folk now linger in here too. My how things have changed.
(Errorist, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
I opened the floodgates

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:47, archived)
HOLY FUCK IT'S MY B3TADAY

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
YAY!
You need a pie.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
PIEPIEPIE
CHAMPAGNE PIE
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:51, archived)
CAAAAaaaaaaaandle!
*fives*
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
Wooooo!
you deserve a bacon explosion
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
put the pork sword away
and the spam javelin too
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:51, archived)
What about the
Ham Hammer?
(Errorist, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
Happy b3taday gorgeous

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
woopeedoo

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:50, archived)
merry b3taday m'lady!

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
Appy Birfday Madame!
It seems like the floodgates have well and truely opened since I was last here.

I remember rather a lot of hostility between OT and talk back then
(Errorist, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
I did my bit for cross board relations

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
A good thing
I say
(Errorist, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
ALMOST CERTAINLY JMG's FAULT

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
OMFG

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
MAN UP BITCH

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
SHITTING JESUS
Happy candlething and all that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
4 years on here
the times I've had....
*wipes tear*
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
What the fuck...
I've just realised my B3TA 1st birthday was four pissing months ago.
(Errorist, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:01, archived)
Get an icon
it helps with these things
All the cool kids are doing it
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:01, archived)
Bless you ma'am
bless you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
I DIDN'T SING, DON'T PUT ME IN THE RIVER BOSS, DON'T PUT ME IN THE RIVER

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
OL' MAN RIBBER, DAT OL' MAN RIBBER,
HE JUS' KEEP ROLLIN' A-LOOOOOOOOOOOONG.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
last thing i sang was
this all fucking day, much to the delight of the people who were near me
(I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
I watched that film the other day.
Springy was unimpressed. I fucking love it.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
ACE

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
Totally sweet
That was one of our school plays at high school but I didn't bother auditioning that year.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
I sang Frank Mills (Lemonheads)
cos I'm trying to learn to play it on my guitar.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
Evan Dando
is one of the coolest people on earth
(Errorist, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
Shame About Ray
is one of my favourite albums.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
I sung Kelly Clarkson
for the same reason.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
Shall we share these things?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
I shouldn't really share
that with anyone should I.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:34, archived)
Probably not...
but it doesn't usually stop you.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
Can't remember.
However, Tegans bedroom is practically finished, just have to put up her curtain rail and get some decent bedding for her.

www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=114437&id=639124179&l=e27a1aa0e2
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
Dawwwwwwwwwwww.
You realise you've just shown Real Life stuff to People From The Internet, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:34, archived)
I was harping on about it a few weeks ago.
Just thought I would give everyone an update.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
I like how you've resisted the urge to make everything pink and fluffy and that.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
Have to go all out.
I'm quietly thankful you can't see the pink chandelier thing on the roof.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
you put all the best teddies right up out of reach on purpose didn't you you terrible mean person

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
Hehehehehehehehehehehehheeeheheeheehe!

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
That's what FF does.
Everything gets put up high if we have an argument :(
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
Yeah, normally his arms, terrorist.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6175968
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
WISE UP!
jkinteriorsunlimited.com/images/38458-1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:42, archived)
I'm going to get one of those
and a stool from Ikea
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
He said he hid your birthday prezzie by the hoover
That way you'd never find it
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:45, archived)
Yeah
the shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
This is in your cellar right?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
... No.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
baaaa baba baa baaa, baa ba baba baba baaa baba ba baaaa
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P77TTqvB6vo
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
Sabotage by the Beastie Boys.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
Another Number by The Cribs.
Do do do do, do do do!
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:42, archived)
Retrofit the pudding hatch...

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
Road to Nowhere, Talking Heads.
Too loud.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:42, archived)
No such thing as singing that song too loud

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
Shut your fucking face uncle fucker

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:51, archived)
Kyle's mum really is a bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 26 May 2009, 21:52, archived)