Scotch eggs with haggis
followed by deep fried mars bars and washed down with Irn Bru

I'm just back from a day trip to scotchland!

some shithole called Girvan.

I now speak with a Scottish accent ye ken.
och ey the noo, its a braw bricht moonnlit light etc.

when were you last outside?
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:52, archived)

Shut up

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:53, archived)

make me
*makes rasping noise with tongue*

my dads bigger than your dad
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:57, archived)

Fat cunt

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:04, archived)

I may be fat
but you are an ugly git, and at least I can go on a diet.

*playground taunts*
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:06, archived)

I was attempting to imply
that your Dad is a fat cunt.
You've implicated yourself.
Fat cunts.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:11, archived)

I'm as fat as you are ugly then

( TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:12, archived)

No
you are fat.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:15, archived)

Flibble

( TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:19, archived)

I want food and a cross trainer
I was last outside between 10-11pm.

That is all
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:54, archived)

blah blah
i was talking to a rock legend tonight. he was very cool.
( scott,, Wed 27 May 2009, 1:59, archived)

I once had a long chat with Scott Gorham
he was nice
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:02, archived)

did you ask him which 1980s electro track he was listening to?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:07, archived)

yes, yes i did
he told me to fuck off
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:10, archived)

Is this in any way related to south London suburbia?
I'm channeling an H. Two Hs.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:03, archived)

it was in Brixton

( scott,, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:05, archived)

No
I'm not getting any of that.
Try again, I'm pretty good at this stuff.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:08, archived)

was it Daz Sampson?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:05, archived)

I hope he's OK
it was touch and go for a while.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:17, archived)

I was outside...
... for about 3 minutes... That was an hour ago.

This was also in Scotchland, but not on your stupid West coast.
(Artificial Rhonda Monkey Toucher, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:12, archived)

you calling the west coast thick?
eh?

carry on.

I'm from the east coast myself. admittedly spudland, but still the east coast.
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:13, archived)

I am terribly confused....
... but yes.... that's pretty much what I'm saying.
(Artificial Rhonda Monkey Toucher, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:15, archived)

its fairly easy
I live in spudland, on the east coast. I went on a day trip to the west coast of scotchland, and came home.
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:18, archived)

Oh no... not that.....
.... You have done well... You really have.

I was confused about who I am.... I think I am returned to my idiot self now though.

Edit : Yes. Yes I am.
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 27 May 2009, 2:30, archived)