its fairly easy
I live in spudland, on the east coast. I went on a day trip to the west coast of scotchland, and came home.
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 2:18, archived)

Oh no... not that.....
.... You have done well... You really have.

I was confused about who I am.... I think I am returned to my idiot self now though.

Edit : Yes. Yes I am.
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 27 May 2009, 2:30, archived)