Hang about.
Why not name Guy Cameron instead and then you could get a pet dog and call it Mr Rooney. Someone's been watching too much Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:35, archived)

Sloane is a family name
Guy is my brother's middle name

but Ferris, I'll give you that one.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:37, archived)