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Naming your children
I will demand to name my offspring

boys will be called
Ferris Thomas
Guy David

girls will be called
Sloane Rebecca
after that the Mother can have a go.

Your names for your disgusting offspring please.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:25, archived)
emma or emily, lucy and alice for girls
and i don't know about boys names. nothing retarded like Ferris or Guy.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:26, archived)
now everyone be quiet for a while because I've gotta go to work.

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:27, archived)
lol noob

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:27, archived)
Everyone will be quiet
Wormulus just posted.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:28, archived)
I have the shortest haircut of my life.
my hair hasnt been this short since i was a toddler and it hadn't grown any longer.

it's basically a bob, but its short for me.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:45, archived)
i like "FELICITY FIRE" but the mister's surname starts with an S so her initials would be ffs.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:46, archived)
i like it anyway though.
or Isobel. that is a nice name also.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:46, archived)
and Anais. i like Anais.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:47, archived)
boys names arent so interesting. i would prolly call any sons something like steve or matt or tom.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:47, archived)
NO. NOT STEVE
IT MUST BE STEPHEN.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:54, archived)
well, yes. and matthew, and thomas.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
My brother and I got biblical names.
Between us we have Peter, Simon, James and David.

My parents are both staunch atheists.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
haha
i would have been david if i were a boy.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
my sister was nearly called dahlia :(

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
Ouch!
I was nameless for a full month, I was just 'the baby'. My parents couldn't decide between Timothy, Richard or Peter.

I wouldn't have minded any of them.

Terrible child abuse!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
you should have been
timcharder
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:07, archived)
I think that might have gotten me bullied for having a stupid name.
*hides from anyone actually called 'timcharder'*
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
that's MY name, you bastard
*wedgies*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
*hands over lunch money*

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
*flushes your head in the toilet*
INTERNET BULLYING
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
that just makes it BETTER

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:48, archived)
ALSO, you should keep your surname
it's the best
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:50, archived)
i would prolly give it to any boys as a middle name.
that would satisfy my name thing.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
HANG ON I SEE.
you're saying that because it is also YOUR name arent you.

I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
YOU GOT ME

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
Retarded! RETARDED?
Ferris is a fantastic name.

You have to give your child an interesting name, otherwise they'll be all boring and that.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:27, archived)
Yeah
You don't want to give your child a name like Sebastian
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:29, archived)
Get the door, Matt
Get out of the bath, Matt
Did you get the paint, Matt?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:34, archived)
I prefer Matthew, thank you very much

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:36, archived)
Matthew smell
Matthew are an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
bit of a stretch

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
I'd like to know someone called Ferris
just so I could continually say 'Ferris, we'll go to the park today yes?'
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:45, archived)
No, you give your child a name you like that isn't deliberately "interesting"
so they won't get bullied for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
My middle name is Guy
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
I like the name Hughlings
after Hughlings Jackson
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:28, archived)
A Hughling just sounds like a small Hugh.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:30, archived)
What are the chances any of my children will be tall?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:30, archived)
Haha
Then you must bestow Big names on them, like Odin or Amazonia.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:35, archived)
THOR

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:37, archived)
Spelt all in caps

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:37, archived)
I can imagine the register now
Bob, yes
Mary, yes
THOR, yes
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:42, archived)
You have to say it in a booming voice, too

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:44, archived)
insist that they use the full name
almighty thor, son of odin
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:50, archived)
Mouk
Thai for "Pearl" (but her real name is Jennifer)
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:28, archived)
Jesus I don't know
I managed to raise a delinquent cat, I'm not going to risk messing up some actual human beings.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:28, archived)
they could be your backing band
spangolin and the spangolettes
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:42, archived)
shoop shoop

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
Ideally I want to have twins, one boy and one girl. The boy will be Ridley and the girl will be Ripley.
After that, they'll be named after doctors from House and Scrubs. Boys will be House, Cox, and Dorian. Girls will be 13, Cameron and Elliot.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:30, archived)
And collectively they will be the Noitlets.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:30, archived)
Oh dear sweet lord
this is beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:34, archived)
Oh god:(
*rips out uterus*
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
Cripes.
I don't know. I quite like Lucy Elizabeth and Martha Jane and Jude Thomas and Fionn Some Some Other Middle Name. I'm a big fan of Irish names but FF has vetoed pretty much any of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:31, archived)
That's because the irish are toss

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:31, archived)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:33, archived)
Just name them after your best features
Call them Sweary, Ginger Muff, Tits and Violence.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:33, archived)
Ha ha
you shit. I just LOLled on the bus.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:37, archived)
"VIOLENCE! PUT TITS DOWN! I DON'T CARE IF SHE TOOK YOUR DOLL.
Here, Ginger Muff, hold Sweary for me while I sort these twats out."
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:40, archived)
name them after me

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:43, archived)
Irish names ftw

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
HELL YEAH.
*Irish name FIVES*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
Finula.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
Fionnuala is a shit name.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
It sounds like a bitchy primary school teacher's name.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
I have a friend called Fionnuala.
It is a pretty shit name. She's not though. She's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
I don't like Nuala, either.
I like Saoirse. *flies flag*
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
I like Saoirse too.
I like Oisín an awful lot. And Dara but no child of mine could ever be called Dara. Dara and Tara? Good Lord no.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
that's cheese in a tube, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
Delores, Alphonse and little baby Schnooklebottom.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:32, archived)
Viaduct Archipelago Caesar and Cetacean Velodrome Picnic.
Obvs.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:34, archived)
Velodrome Picnic would be a good name for a band.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:35, archived)
I might name a child after Jean-Luc Picard

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:36, archived)
What will you call it?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:37, archived)
Riker.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:40, archived)
I lolled

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
Lecutious

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:06, archived)
Grace or Martha for a girl
Ben or Peter for a boy
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 8:35, archived)
Hang about.
Why not name Guy Cameron instead and then you could get a pet dog and call it Mr Rooney. Someone's been watching too much Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:35, archived)
Sloane is a family name
Guy is my brother's middle name

but Ferris, I'll give you that one.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:37, archived)
Robocop for a boy, Pastiche for a girl.
But your future mate will veto these with the "If I'm pushing a fucking seven-pound mammal out of my fucking vagina, it's not going to have a fucking stupid name. You cunt" argument.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:36, archived)
I'd put good money on Wormulus getting punched during the delivery of any children he should be so lucky as to sire.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:38, archived)
By the midwife.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:46, archived)
And several passing doctors.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:50, archived)
And the conception

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:51, archived)
I wish more people had that attitude
rather than some of the ridiculous names that seem to be coming out these days

Dante? Nokia?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 8:41, archived)
My children have utterly unremarkable forenames
and a fairly unspectacular surname, but I'm pretty sure they're the only people in the world with the combination.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:43, archived)
Dante is a good name

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:43, archived)
I've thought about this
I'm going to write a leagally binding name contract
and/or fill out the name form whilst the Mother is comatose from the drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
Montage would be a good name

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
I first read that as Mortgage

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
optimus prime

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:45, archived)
Ferris Thomas, you're my hero
I'm far too young to worry about naming children. I'll worry about that shit in 40 years time.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:46, archived)
My beautiful darling Yugurgita

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:47, archived)
yugurgita eel
what a pretty name
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:49, archived)
voltan if it's a boy
ding if it's a girl
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:47, archived)
I don't want any more kids,
but a boy would be Eairsidh.
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 27 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
That's a new one on me, and I once got a hug for being able to spell and pronounce Siobhan.
How's that pronounced?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
i have a friend called siobhan
but she gets called 'siv'
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
It's approximately Archie
but with a gentle Gaidhlig accent.
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
you realise of course that naming your child that name with that spelling
makes both of you unutterable cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
Why?
It's the original spelling.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
Plus Cam is of Scottish stock
and speaks Gaidhlig. A little.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
I hate it when people use Irish and Scottish names and haven't a clue of the meaning,
but you should be able to use them without being accused of cuntishness when you actually are Irish or Scottish.

I love Milknosugar's story of the people who called their daughter See oh ban for about eight years, because they liked how Siobhán looked written down.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
I think there needs to be more kilt-wearing around here.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
Abbott, Dylan, Rhiannon and then I don't know. I like Seth but he doesn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
Seth is just Seb for pussies.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
I've known a Seb already though.
Unrequited love rests there. Luckily saved though, as now he's a PE teacher with chronic acne.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
Hilariously seb is also a medical word for skanky skin juice.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
Sebum, it being short for?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
Dylan is good!

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
People keep getting upset with me
because they say 'after Bob?' and I say 'no, the rabbit.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
i'd have assumed
moran
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
I just like it...

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
well clearly that's not a good enough reason
you must have been thinking of someone famous
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
Dylan Thomas, if I'm going for anyone.
Great poet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
^This
Have you ever heard Richard Burton reading 'Under Milk Wood'? It is a bit special.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
I like
Daniel for boys and Sophie for girls.

Family tradition dictates that boys must have two middle names, one being their father's and one of their Grandfather's

So in full they would be Daniel Peter Simon(Surname)
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
I'd like our girls to have the wife's mum's maiden name for a middle name
'Mon Plaisir'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
Oooh now that is a bit fancy!
My friend Jon's parents opted to do that. He now has a wicked name, Jon McKenzie Duncan.

Sounds like scottish gentry or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
It's Creole, she's from St Lucia.
That's a good, solid, masculine name, is that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
Ah,
Interesting family heritage.

My Dad's side are all from Kent as far back as we can trace it, my Mothers side are all lowlands Scots as far back as we can go! Not very interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
He's Cornish and St Lucian
I'm a complete mongrel, but as I was born in Sheffield I just come under the banner heading of 'northerner'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
My mother hasn't lived in Scotland for 30ish years.
I have only been there a dozen or so times. I consider myself to be South East English, then again I will support Scotland when they are playing rugby against anyone apart from England.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
I'm a Bucks lass, may as well be- I've lived here 20 years.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
I have lived in Kent all my life.
Bar a couple of years when I was 18, when I moved down to Hampshire.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
br*ss*nd*n
honestly, it's on your blog
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
Yes, yes, I know.
So much for anonymity!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:06, archived)
there, i've obfuscated it
at least now it won't come up on ego-googles
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
I wouldn't want any potential employers to track my posts down on here.
They would never give me a job after that!

You think employers do google potential employees?
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
I did when I had a team.
Not that it would have made a difference, unless it was 'Hello I'm John Smith and this is my page all about being a paedophile that punches cats in the arse'. I'm just nosy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
Shit, you got my job application then.
I meant to take that page down.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
my last big client found glastonbridge.co.uk
and spent a happy afternoon browsing it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
I have tried to make sure there is nothing too incriminating on the internet about me.
I don't have Facebook or Myspace, the only thing that comes up is my blog. That isn't anything to be worried about, other than i'm a bit of a fatty!

I'm applying for lots of jobs at the moment and a couple of people in recruitmet told me to be careful what I did and said on the internet. I'll err on the sid of caution I think!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
I quite like Noah for a boy and Claude or Ruby for a girl.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
claude for a girl?
that's unusual
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
might be short for claudemydia

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
Short for Claudine.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
Noah's a lovely name.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
if noah ends up with a fat girlfriend,
they'll be known as noah and the whale
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
Then he should just be happy his name's not Jonah...

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
the name Ruby has been ruined by The Kaiser Chiefs
I always want to go "la la la la la laaaa" after hearing it

I work in an office with 3 people coding in Ruby on Rails, so that song is constantly stuck in my head :o/
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
i'll name them after you
tedious wanker the 2nd
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
Leto for a boy
not thought about any girls names, it's pointless for me to think about anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
um, alia?

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
Alia was nuts
Possibly Ghanima
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
this is far too nerdy a thread
let's pretend we're talking about football

so... the game, eh? wheeeey
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
Nothing wrong with a bit of Dune
There might be something wrong with wanting to name your children after members of the House Atreides though
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
you should spell it l3370

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
That would just be silly

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
n00b-0

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
Something you would enjoy
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8069372.stm
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
I don't have any.
I find it a bit weird when people have their whole future family named already.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
iSpong Mini, Nano and Pico

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
Perhaps not suprisingly,
you've thought of some very shit names.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
eldest girl sprog.
smallest girl sprog.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
i thought one of them was called pants

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
For a girl,
Sheila's Wheels

For a boy
Transvestite McTransvestite
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
I'd love my daughter to have a proper Welsh name, mum would love her to have an Irish name
but my daughter will probably be named Sarah, unless we can find a way of naming her after Badger's nana that doesn't make his nana haunt us from her grave (she hated her name).

If we have a boy, he will be called Jack.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
'ning
Jack is a good solid boy's name I like it

I just looked up what tromboning is on urban dictionary. I feel a bit dirty now.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
Me and my sisters have such un-Irish names, I don't know why my parents did that.
I like the name Sarah, it's my big sister's name. Sarahs seem to be always nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:36, archived)