Robocop for a boy, Pastiche for a girl.
But your future mate will veto these with the "If I'm pushing a fucking seven-pound mammal out of my fucking vagina, it's not going to have a fucking stupid name. You cunt" argument.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:36, archived)

I'd put good money on Wormulus getting punched during the delivery of any children he should be so lucky as to sire.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:38, archived)

By the midwife.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:46, archived)

And several passing doctors.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:50, archived)

And the conception

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:51, archived)

I wish more people had that attitude
rather than some of the ridiculous names that seem to be coming out these days

Dante? Nokia?
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 8:41, archived)

My children have utterly unremarkable forenames
and a fairly unspectacular surname, but I'm pretty sure they're the only people in the world with the combination.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:43, archived)

Dante is a good name

( SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:43, archived)

I've thought about this
I'm going to write a leagally binding name contract
and/or fill out the name form whilst the Mother is comatose from the drugs.
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

Montage would be a good name

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:05, archived)

I first read that as Mortgage

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:09, archived)