Or send them a really threatening letter.
Cut the words out of newspapers, wrap it round a brick and throw it through their windows.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

I MIGHT.
They were supposed to go back the 16th March. Then they closed the library for a month. NOT MY FAULT. They actually prosecute you over here for this sort of thing.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

That's how they got the Birmingham 6.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

Fucking bastards.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

They're certainly well equipped if they decide to throw the book at you.

( FoldsFive, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

GROAN!
heehee
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

Oh, Dave.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:01, archived)