Mushrooms
but there is a logical reason.

The devil scrapes them from his evil fetid arsehole.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 23:05, archived)

this
my main defense for not eating them (other than the fact that they are thoroughly disgusting) is that even our dog (who will eat almost anything) won't touch them.
even if they are chopped up small in leftovers, he'll leave them behind.

they aren't supposed to be eaten.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 23:09, archived)

They are lovely in soup or a sauce.

( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 23:15, archived)

Agreed.
There is something inherently wrong about teh mushrooms.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 23:15, archived)

mushrooms
are quite lovely and the right kind are quite spacey
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 23:26, archived)

They
grow out of dead stuff. It is all of the wrongness.
( so long and thanks for all the fish, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 23:34, archived)

Maggots also grow on dead things
and you love to eat them don't you?
don't you?
blowfly maggots plucked from the festering eyesockets of a month-dead Tokyo whore. Yum.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 23:52, archived)

You, sir, are twisted.
And unnaturally skilled in the art of biro-fu.
( so long and thanks for all the fish, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 23:54, archived)

Thankyou
and thankyou
Hwaaaaa!
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 0:05, archived)