what have you been fisting?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

Box of Lush stuff,
ym
you
and strangely

Jodie Marsh from behind. She looks quite nice in this picture.

i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/26/article-1188329-05186D77000005DC-876_468x596.jpg

I can only assume I'm feeling a little odd today.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

Urrrgh.
My boy bits recoiled in horror when that picture filled my screen.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:38, archived)

I know, it's not like me at all.
I think her hair looks nice and it's confusing me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

No, no thanks.
Wouldn't touch her with yours.

I'm generally not a fan of tattoos on the wimmins.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:41, archived)

Luckily I am.
Otherwise I'd never look in the mirror.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

It looks good on some people.
I can really appreciate proper skin art rather than chavvy dolphins and butterfiles.

Each to their own.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

Nae bother
if I was worried about what people thought of me I'd have carked it years ago.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

Best way to be.
I generally don't give a monkeys about what others think. There is the odd chink in my armour though.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

I think it's because her face looks quite nice from behind.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

you could probably get your head in jodie marsh

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

She'd make quite a good walking handbag, as long as you lined her.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

All the crusted on jizz has created a plush, velvety lining

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

*Vomits everywhere*

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

^This

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

I know, I know.
I'm annoyed at myself.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

Her back is like a relief map of a mountain range.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

I'm all broken.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:13, archived)