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Ok.
Now what?
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
I don't know
What do you want to do?
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
It no longer matters.
I have to dash out and meet someone.
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
FINE
*sulks*
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
I need a poo

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
at pauls?

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
it's the 80s grossout comedy that was never made :(

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:33, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9403017
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
More speculation?

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
I was just sick into my arse

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
Yummy.
.
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
Smell my wrist, it's nice.

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
*sniffs*
Oooh so it does!

Edit: Parcel arrived then?
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
Yep, I am a happy girl.

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
Good stuff.
I'm bounding down to the post box every morning like an overexcited labrador puppy at the moment. Hoping that one of my Random Burn CDs will turn up.

Alas, only one so far.
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
Two for me...

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
Oh and i'm waiting for some very special beer to arrive.
I have managed to blag some free samples to review for my blog!

Free beer is the best kind of beer.
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
Good for your hair too.

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
This is true.
Although I plan on drinking it rather than washing in it!
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
Is it monkey beer?

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
I'm not sure what monkey beer is.
It is some samples for the lovely Meantime brewery in Greenwich.
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
Proper ale, superb
I'm a fan of proper ales, Mansfield smooth *dribbles*
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm not really a fan of lager, hugely into my real ale though.

I'm pretty well served for decent breweries down here too. There are a good 6 or 7 of note within a 30 mile radius.
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
What the... Chocolate Beer, Raspberry beer
Their range intrigues me!
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
Yep, I have some of the raspberry beer coming.
Their IPA is nothing short of spectacular as well. I'm not sure if it is a national thing, but down here they are stocked in Sainsbury's.
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
what have you been fisting?

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
Box of Lush stuff,
ym
you
and strangely

Jodie Marsh from behind. She looks quite nice in this picture.

i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/26/article-1188329-05186D77000005DC-876_468x596.jpg

I can only assume I'm feeling a little odd today.
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
Urrrgh.
My boy bits recoiled in horror when that picture filled my screen.
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
I know, it's not like me at all.
I think her hair looks nice and it's confusing me.
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
No, no thanks.
Wouldn't touch her with yours.

I'm generally not a fan of tattoos on the wimmins.
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
Luckily I am.
Otherwise I'd never look in the mirror.
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
It looks good on some people.
I can really appreciate proper skin art rather than chavvy dolphins and butterfiles.

Each to their own.
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
Nae bother
if I was worried about what people thought of me I'd have carked it years ago.
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
Best way to be.
I generally don't give a monkeys about what others think. There is the odd chink in my armour though.
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
I think it's because her face looks quite nice from behind.

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
you could probably get your head in jodie marsh

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
She'd make quite a good walking handbag, as long as you lined her.

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
All the crusted on jizz has created a plush, velvety lining

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
*Vomits everywhere*

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
^This

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
I know, I know.
I'm annoyed at myself.
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
Her back is like a relief map of a mountain range.

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
I'm all broken.

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
Bobbins
and gubbins.
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
happy candlebum

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
MORE HOT POCKETS

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
they tried to make me captain ahab
i said no no no,
just a bit part, quite near the start and i can go go go,
i aint got the time, for learning hundreds and thousands of lines,
they tried to make me captain ahab, i said no no no
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
Have you changed your name, ditched the fishing and taken up cars
put on a few stone and started presenting Wheeler Dealers on Discovery Realtime channel?

www.discoverychannel.co.uk/web/wheeler-dealers/mike-brewers-blog/
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
i don't think so but that link wont work for me anyhoo

(, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
Won't it?
Oh dear. Well man who looks like a short fat version of you is on telly.

It amuses me to imagine that any moment he'll stop wittering about second hand cars and start waxing lyrical about bivvies.
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:02, archived)