Katey Perry
I fancy her lots. But she isn't a wrong crush. It's a right crush.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

until you realise she's a dead ringer for Roger Taylor in the 'I Want To Break Free' video...

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

o_O
Thanks for ruining that for me, you RUINER.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

*drum solos*

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

She's so vacant, though.
Pretty, but there's a lot of space in that head.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

I want to bounce my horrific errection off her forehead and get arrested for assault

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

Nah, too vacant looking for me. Bit lobotomised.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

She's got lovely pies

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

So does Greggs

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:48, archived)