He can butter my crumpets any time he likes.
And by 'butter my crumpets' I mean [something about breasts and spunk].
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

I say *monocle*

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:39, archived)