If you don't want to be scammed, don't live to be old
He was just asking for it really
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

i'm going to cut his lawns for 300 quid next week

( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

When you've scammed him
I'll promise him I'll track you down for a hundred.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:33, archived)