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Fucking knacker bastards
have just taken £100 off an elderly chap who lives across the park from me for "cutting" his hedge. they told him they would be back to finish the job 2 hours ago, but could he give them the money now to "go and get a mulcher" to tidy up the leaves. his neighbours called the police but they reckon the fuckers are long gone.

there is no question, just a very angry crowd gathering.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
Fucking scum.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
I bet the elderly chap is in on the scam.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
£100 ?
I'd do it for £50.

And by 'do it' I mean run off with a mere £50.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
This would have saved the poor old sod £50.
This is community spirit right here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
We'll all be old(er) one day.
I do what I can.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
Fucks sake, I hate those people
It would be hilarious if they came back sweating, with a mulcher, saying something about having to search the whole city for one!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
people are cunts

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

People Pensioners
Cunts fucking stupid

Who pays a gyppo £100 to cut a fucking hedge ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
Well, Mykeyboy has to earn a living somehow

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
If it were Mykeyboy, he'd still be waddling around the corner after 2 hours

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
or hiding out in the nearest greasy spoon...
or all you can eat
(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
WE SHOULD START SEARCHING NOW

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
my mistake... I said "all YOU can eat"!!!
he'd have finished that ages ago
(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
Ahem...
They ran off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
Ice cream truck was playing my song
Innit
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
before things get over heated let everyone have a nice long look at the bivvy in summer mode
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/23553/1217795007/bivvy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
looks very cozy.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
till it starts pissing down

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
this is the calming influence that comes with owning an aqua m3

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
NICE!

What's the book? is it sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
Awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
that's goooood bivvy

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
Did the Guinness come with it, or was it with the accessory pack?

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
that's my breakfast

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
He caught it and is having it for his tea.
Actually I could go for a nice cold Guinness but I've got to drive later :(
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
Even when I'm old I hope not to become stupid

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
Fuckrags.
Utter dripping fuckrags.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
And yet more and more Irish are allowed in every year:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

in to breed
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
I can see an ad forming like the NSPCC one...

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
aw that's really scummy
I wouldn't have given them the cash in the first place myself, but it's unfair to prey on people being trusting.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
Thats absolutely right.
If you give me a £20 donation I promise to put it towards a campaign to stop this kind of theft and trickery.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
*reaches into wallet*
Well that seems like a very good idea young FoldfiWAAAAAIIIITaminute.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
Curses.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
what lovely gentlemen, I hope they made it a nice shape like a duck

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
If you don't want to be scammed, don't live to be old
He was just asking for it really
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
i'm going to cut his lawns for 300 quid next week

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
When you've scammed him
I'll promise him I'll track you down for a hundred.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:33, archived)