There's also the
*nudge*
"you see her ? I've had her up the shitter" factor
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

Always a proud moment for a bloke.
Especially if she is out with her hubby.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:09, archived)