*fetches stepladder*
*climbs up stepladder*
*grabs your lapels*
*throws you across the room*
*climbs down off of stepladder*
*runs over to you*
*rests foot on your throat*

TRY THAT AGAIN...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

*gurgles*
I've got ....a....ma....massive ...Broom-On....right now....coz you're cute....*glarbles*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

*moves foot down to broom*
Say it again. I DARE you...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFF!!*
...it's getting bigger..........*honks boob*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

*STOMPS*

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

I came
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

and I think you did too...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

cute *dies*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

*honky-tonk piano playing resumes*

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:38, archived)