What's the scariest monster?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

I am
ROAR
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

I was going to say that
Because I am
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

You're really not.
No offence like.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

There's only one way to solve this...

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

NEAR THE TOP!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

I'm not offended
but having seen me I have to disagree with your view entirely
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

Fair enough.
Fancy a fight to the death?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

I couldn't fight you
You have red hair and look lovely
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

Looks can be deceiving
*kicks you in the shin*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

I don't think you really wanted to kick me though

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

Blue Star has the normal amount of scary that an average person has
But compressed all small so there's even more terrifying-ness per square inch.

Like a black hole. Or when carbon becomes a diamond.

But made of pure fear
( Theoban What of it, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

This is a good science type answer
I think I understand now
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

sorry... i didn't hear that...
I was too busy staring at her tits
(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

STOP STARING AT MY TITS

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

You're not scary,
you're CUTE!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

*honky-tonk piano playing stops*

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

wat




ooooooooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

D:
NO. SHUT UP
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

*wabbles your cheeky cheeks*
KYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

*fetches stepladder*
*climbs up stepladder*
*grabs your lapels*
*throws you across the room*
*climbs down off of stepladder*
*runs over to you*
*rests foot on your throat*

TRY THAT AGAIN...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

*gurgles*
I've got ....a....ma....massive ...Broom-On....right now....coz you're cute....*glarbles*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

*moves foot down to broom*
Say it again. I DARE you...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFF!!*
...it's getting bigger..........*honks boob*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

*STOMPS*

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

I came
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

and I think you did too...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

cute *dies*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

*honky-tonk piano playing resumes*

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

The DG with a pillow case over his legs squishy Manatee

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

noooooooooooooooooo
D:
( ArthurTheRat, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

aDOOOOOON....
aDOOOOOOOOOOOON...

*shuffles on belly towards you*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

AROOOOOOOO

( SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

aDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

I've got an image of you doing this on the "stage" at The George*
*opposite the royal courts of justice
( SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

I fucking would as well
I've got an image of you only laughing due to embarrassment as no one else is
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

me with an energy saver bulb for a penis

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

Margaret Beckett.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

The one that lives
in the mirror in your bathroom who is waiting to slash your eyes when you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and look into the mirror without switching the lights on.

Sleep tight children.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

you can get the council to come round and deal with those.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

Oh.
In that case it's the hand-eyed thing in Pan's Labyrinth.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

that fucker was unpleasant.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

It was a far more unpleasant film than I was expecting,
on the whole.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

me too
the costumes made it a lot more "real" than complete CGI would have been. Damn scary Spanish.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

It was the combination of the movement
and the noises.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

The future.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

It turns out it's MAN
:O
( ArthurTheRat, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

AIEEEE!

( SuperMatt, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

I glanced and read the above as
Aimee Mann.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

Yay!

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

The BOOgey monster

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

Hitler
But Hitler made of pure night and the screams of children, and he lives in your cupboard.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

Thats some bad Hitler right there.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

I could fight hitler
I reckon I'd kick the shit out of the little Austrian cunt.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

the pickled onion one, no hold on, the beef one, or maybe flaming hot
i dunno
( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

A massive spider
thats got an elephants erection and a bumhole made of razors.

And it can shoot lasers out of 4 of it's eyes and piss out of the other 4. And the piss is really really smelly.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

Werewolves
An American werewolf in London has scarred me for life
( M o D, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

sphinx

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

oh i'm sorry, i read that as "most cat-like monster"

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

the scariest monster is the cookie monster

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

Yes!
He puts all those biscuits in his mouth, but then he just crushes them up into bits and drops them! Pure evil insanity!
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

leave him alone, he's bulimic

( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

A weeaboo.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

Did someone say weeaboo...?

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

Bou

( weaver., Wed 27 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

ym
or Predator
( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

Mongy
He's a terrible terrible bully.

Worse than Hitler really.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

it's true, i use internet forum to bully people with message posts that cause offence
i'm both bitter and a coward, both judgements made buy my peers online
( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

you should feel ashamed.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

i should shouldn't i, i can no longer pretend to be your girlfriend online now either as they banned me

( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

haha, really?
i didn't even realise that was you.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

I dont know why you are allowed to stay here
The mods must do SOMETHING!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

BAN MONGY

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

The mods are just waiting for him to slip up.

( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

FROM THE ENTIRE INTERNET

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

right i'm going home, this terror will take a couple of hours break
byezzzzzzzzzz
( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

Mick Hucknall
*fears*
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

A massive Tetsuo-esque blob made of chat-show hosts

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

and it's got Kilroy for a cock

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

Tarbuck's face

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

The faces of the Loose Women cast for its many teats

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

the scarosaur

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:25, archived)