Ebay is rubbish!
I posted an item this afternoon but you can't find it on ebay through the search. This is the item
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220422841747
so it can be seen there - Is it just me being thick, or can you find it through the search ?
( lafleur likes cheese, Wed 27 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

Why the hell would anyone want to buy that?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

They're great
I wish I could go :(
( lafleur likes cheese, Wed 27 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

You're a massive opinion fail :(

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

maybe so
but any clues to why it's not appearing in the search?
( lafleur likes cheese, Wed 27 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

Your item was removed
for having disgustingly long tramp nails in your photo that make you look like you need help bathing yourself, you unhygenic shit-smeared spastic. I bet you have weeping sores around your anus from infected scratches you gave yourself when wiping your arse, and you're selling these tickets to pay for the medical treatment.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 18:59, archived)

eeek!
You're right - I must remember to bath more often or perhaps not bash my finger with a hammer too often :P
( lafleur likes cheese, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

give it a few more hours
eBay can be a bit slow
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

You may be able to get some tickets on ebay.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 27 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

haha very good.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

I imagine so that they could go see Nikelback plus special guests The 02, London Doors 18.30pm Thursday 28th May 2009

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

OR maybe someone could buy them and post them to someone they really hate

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

I might buy them and rip them up

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:11, archived)

eBay must have initiated a Quality Control filter
that stops people selling tickets for shit bands
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

*votes for Grrrmachine in EU elections*

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

my policies also including making everyone learn Icelandic
and Regional Development Funds for a rollercoaster the size of Lichtenstein
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

I'm not going to search ebay for your item for you

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

fine!
I'll not be making you coffee or tea in the future :(
( lafleur likes cheese, Wed 27 May 2009, 18:59, archived)

Sometimes the items take ages to turn up in the search.
I'm talking hours.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 27 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

thank you
for the realistic answer, Meh, I'll go if I have to
( lafleur likes cheese, Wed 27 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

make sure you wrap up warm in
an explosive jacket.. the less nickleback fans walking around the better
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 27 May 2009, 19:02, archived)

To quote: pages.ebay.co.uk/help/search/questions/wheres-my-item.html

"listings are generally searchable within 24 hours"

Also, don't accept Paypal if you're allowing people to collect the items - you're very likely to get ripped off.
( C, Wed 27 May 2009, 18:59, archived)

Can only do Paypal with 24 hour listings
Ripped off - eeeek!
( lafleur likes cheese, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

Well, unless you can provide proof of tracked postage anyone can pay by Paypal then say they never received the item and they'll have the dosh back off you before you can say "scam". By which time the scrote that collected the ticket will have gone and touted them outside the gig for 50% more than he "paid" you for them.
( C, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:07, archived)

Thanks
Don't think they're going to go as they're not coming up in the search anyway
( lafleur likes cheese, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:10, archived)

I never allow collection
as I don't want some knuckledragger turning up with half the necessary cash with the intention of haggling the price down, like someone did when I was selling my Wii
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

Also, although I'm not 100% sure, because you've spelled Nickelback differently in the title and description it may have to be checked by a human to make sure you're not keyword spamming..
( C, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

Nickelback are fucking terrible.
Shut up and fuck off.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 27 May 2009, 18:59, archived)

i searched for nickelback, but can't see your item
i can't be bothered being sarcastic, please imagine i just said something unpleasant about your taste in music and respond angrily
( spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:06, archived)

I've never been so insulted in all my life
:)
( lafleur likes cheese, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

thank you
*writes cheque*
( spacefish bong!, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:12, archived)

Ebay is rubbish!
I posted an item this afternoon but you can't find it on ebay through the search. This is the item
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220422841747
so it can be seen there - Is it just me being thick, or can you find it through the search ?
I'll just place this advert for my auction here.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:07, archived)

NONCE!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:08, archived)

haha, shit band
Shit. Band.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:08, archived)

Shit.
Band.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:09, archived)