why yes, actually a friend of mine is someone in the Nuneaton area who would like to swap their swing tennis set, specifically for a pair of Julbo Sherpa mountain glasses owned by someone in the Sheffield area. Can you find out if your friend wants a swing tennis set from someone in the Nuneaton area? If they don't it's no deal, I'm afraid.
( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

They are going to get ripped off.
A swing tennis set is worth at least two pairs of Julbo Sherpa mountain glasses last time I checked.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

Maybe, but these come in a velvet bag lined with Jade's pubes.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

Jade's pubes, rarer that hen's teeth these day!

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

I harvested them myself.
Disguised as an embalmer.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

Good work.
She is wiv da angles now. ALWAYS IN AR HARTS.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

Indeed. It was a worthwhile visit.
The rigamortis firmed up the norks quite nicely. The clunge was a bit lumpy though.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

Captn you are a wrong 'un
I hear her clunge was always a bit lumpy. Dried on crust from the years of chav spluff it accommodated.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

I wondered what the smell was.
I just put it down to oozing bodily fluids.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

Nope,
She was a veritable hairy spunk bomb.

I think it wasn't the cancer that killed her, it was too much jizz.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:27, archived)