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today I feel as happy as this:
THIS
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
is it your birthday today?
or is it tomorrow?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
WANKER.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
Did you bring home that lobster I got for you in the end?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
I don't know, I genuinely can't remember, that was a while ago.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
It was, indeed.
Jen said she might have an anniversary bash this year. IT WILL BE TWO YEARS.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
2 years!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
I no!
Crazy times.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
As a non smoker
I cant help feeling uneasy when watching that short film.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
I am also a non-smoker
however I am aware of the joy some people feel when they are parachuting with a pint and a cigarette
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
Not lobsters though ?
Where's the joy in being a lobster ?

You're basically a fucking spider in a deep-sea diving suit, and dude, not in a good way...
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
he seems happy about it though

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
It's the booze
he's so drunk he thinks he's a prawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
Prawns, is there anything they can't do?

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
Shit pies

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
Up your dad's shit pie.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:42, archived)