Depots are usually about 5 miles out of town
which is a real pain for people without a car.

Parcelfarce really are cunts but the rest aren't much better tbh.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:36, archived)

I get all
my parcels and deliveries (even my new laptop) delivered to my office. Everyone delivers here already so nothing's ever late.
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:37, archived)

I do this, too.
Are we related?
( Geordie Al, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:44, archived)

Yes.
Can I borrow a twenty spot till Christmas?
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:46, archived)

As it's generally agreed by evolutionary geneticists
that all human beings are descended from 'mitochondrial Eve', an archaic Homo sapiens female who lived in Africa some 150,000 years ago, yes.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:48, archived)

Jungle bunny

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:56, archived)

Ras klart!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:57, archived)

Well and truly
over my head cabron!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:01, archived)

Soiled female sanitary item:
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ras-clat

Dam' fool honkey Babylon white bwoy...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:07, archived)

I and I thought it was
German mon.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:13, archived)

I think it'd turn heads
when my Livedoll gets delivered
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:45, archived)

Not if you
pay the extra £1.50 for the 'special' discreet delivery. Don't you know anything? *belm*
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:46, archived)

Surely they must question
the amount or 'torches' and 'thermos flasks' you seem to buy?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 10:48, archived)