When GMOS comes, medieval flags roll down from the wall saying 'YE COMETH LOTS HAROO!'
It doesn't matter where he is, even at the bus stop.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

I hear the last woman he shagged
grew lush, green grass on her buttocks after he'd jizzed up her.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

hahaha!
we call her Mossy Meg nowadays
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

stop it
I'm quietly shaking with laughter at work
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

It's not laughter
it's GMOS-lust.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

That's nothing, you should see the trumpeting cherubs when he does a shit...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

It is law that Gmos gets to use the central uniral in any gents

( WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

it's the HAROO that makes it.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

every spurt gets a fanfare.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

Each sperm that comes out
lets out a cry akin to a thousand tenor voices shouting "HAIL"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

when I say I'm practicing safe sex, myself and the lady are both wearing ear protectors

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:22, archived)