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What I'd really love
is a big photo of GMOS, getting some air over gnarly terrain, holding onto his bike with one hand and doing the devil horns with the other.

Also he's belming and has a visible erection.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
Hold on.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
*holds on*
I'd also like a photo of Lady GaGa, naked, legs akimbo, revealing a fanny that looks just like a Pelican screaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
pfft :D

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

scream cross
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
Replete with ALL FOUR Beatles

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
she's already had a lot more than 4 beetles in her fanny as it is
and they were Volkswagens
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
Air cooled?

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 28 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
I quite like her minge & tits
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
Has she actually got them proper out then ?
ONLINE ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
I have no idea
But I'm not changing my mind now.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
Removing the watermark spoiled everything.
img7.imageshack.us/img7/8342/gmosbike.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
Needs more boner

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
I'd like that too.
It'd go on the wall in the bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
I have a picture of smug bastard on my fridge,
it's aspirational.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
Hahaha, really?
I've got some happytoast stuff and a mario magnet courtesy of The Neville on mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
Yep truefact, I also have a picture of Obama looking silly getting up from a chair in the bathroom.
That's "satirical"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
I've got a smear of tomato purée on mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
Eww
Clean your fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
Are you saving it for later?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
I've written 'Lick in case of emergency" below it in chocolate smears.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
You think of everything.
You're like an indoor Ray Mears.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
Ray Mears is like the GMoS of TV.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
GMoS is like the Bruce Campbell of going along vertically.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
somebody at some point today must have posted
etc
(likeajackhammer, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
how did you know I was doing that?

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
Just forum banter really

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
winfestival!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
WINterlude

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
WINdmill?

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
Cor!
This is what I'm hoping for for World GMoS Day.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
I'm hoping for a personal visit like at the end of Love Actually
he can come and sing me a Christmas carol.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
I've never seen Love Actually.
I win.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
Me neither
so it's a tie.

Though I have never seen Titanic either so I may edge it...
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
I have seen Titanic
against my will though. Balls. I hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
I have seen titanic
but in my defence I was about 12 and that's what you do when you're that age.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
What did people do before Titanic was made?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
Heroin

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
Went to the cinema and just stood there for almost 4 hours.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
I really like it....

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
when is World GMoS Day?
I need to know when to polish my boobies especially for it.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
It's tomorrow.
I need to polish mine as well. Could take a while....
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
Ladies
why tire yourselves.

I will polish all four boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
I'm sure FF could help

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
I'll practice my goose-like honking too.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
good job!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
now that's what i call technical

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
I hear that when GMOS comes
he makes a sound like a flock of Canada Geese.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
it's true
I start frothing from the mouth and go into a frenzy.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
When GMOS comes, medieval flags roll down from the wall saying 'YE COMETH LOTS HAROO!'
It doesn't matter where he is, even at the bus stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
I hear the last woman he shagged
grew lush, green grass on her buttocks after he'd jizzed up her.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
hahaha!
we call her Mossy Meg nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
stop it
I'm quietly shaking with laughter at work
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
It's not laughter
it's GMOS-lust.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
That's nothing, you should see the trumpeting cherubs when he does a shit...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
It is law that Gmos gets to use the central uniral in any gents

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
it's the HAROO that makes it.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
every spurt gets a fanfare.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
Each sperm that comes out
lets out a cry akin to a thousand tenor voices shouting "HAIL"
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
when I say I'm practicing safe sex, myself and the lady are both wearing ear protectors

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
damn my lack of photoshop, i'd love to go all out to celebrate GMOS day

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

go come
all
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
that i can do
i might even bum a bloke
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
and why not!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
I want one of GMOS holding Bear Grylls' lifeless body aloft after destroying him in unarmed combat

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:25, archived)