Norwich can fuck off. I went there once. It gave me cellulitis in my foot. I didn't like it.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

Ugh, cellulitis is ming.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

I NO.
It was made worse by my assuming that I had a swollen ankle because I am fat. Then it went all purple and red.

It's all gone now.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

Good.
Bam Bam, the fucking huge Old English Mastiff got it in his foreleg. Shitloads of flesh sloughed off, and you could see his radius and ulna.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

Eep that sounds nasty
did Bam Bam recover?
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

Yeah.
He got it in his two forelegs, after having orthopaedic surgery on his hind legs. Fucked up dog.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

I'm showing you my ulna right now.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

Phwoooooooar!
*frots*
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

You ate a horse once.
But you don't like goats. Some kid burnt your neck.
( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:28, archived)