It seems odd that you reference this on a regular basis.
I'd have thought you'd take it as another someone on an internet message board and let it slie like water off a ducks back.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

When have I made this very claim before?
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

Aren't you two supposed to be older and therefore I'd hope WISER than myself?
I seriously think I'm unflappable on the issue.
My case here is solid.

I'm much better than you people.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:18, archived)

I never said you made that claim, more that you reference that Bogus Official will have a go at you.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

..and I'm right.
I honestly think we might have to go back to drawings and colouring in on this page.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

When someone posts the Picard ASCII,
the board should detect it, and render it in full colour.
Still as ascii, mind. But COLOUR ascii.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

Yes, but only for me.
Or maybe it can automatically link to some topless women, or something.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

like, just a pair of legs?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

Sexy legs.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:28, archived)

Slightly away from the point as was illustrating but nevermind.
You carry on.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

But nevertheless, back on the main topic here.
Me.
Me, me, me, me, me..
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

www.b3ta.com/search/posts/9708?q=bogus+official
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

6 years, 14 posts.
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/41519?q=JMG

Fifty.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

That's proof positive.
I certainly won't attempt to flap you on the issue.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

I admit I am incredibly popular, and some remarks may be simply because I'm so swell.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

Gee,
darn.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

It's a good job you aren't taking any of this seriously.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

It is, like.
How many times have you met Bogus Official?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

Just once.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

I'd like to think you aren't taking this seriously on his behalf.
You've only met him once.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:28, archived)

I'm taking nothing seriously.
It would be a silly thing to do.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:29, archived)

Excellent post!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

I like to think that there are a whole host of scientists
measuring how fast water runs off a duck's back.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

they just run water over a witch's back,
and assume it's the same.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

Those clever buggers.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:21, archived)